The Literalist

So it's spirit week at the Bill Gates School for Privileged Children. You're familiar with the concept? Each day has a theme.
Today is "Clash Day".
Meaning this:



But my boy? Was thinking this:



And came upstairs dressed like this:



And asked, "You think this is something the Clash would wear?"



Yeah, honey. I do. I bet all of them have Nordstrom seersucker sportcoats from the children's section.