"Underoos Are Fun to Wear!"

Proof that I grew up in simpler times: boys and girls singing and doing Vegas showgirl kicks in their underwear was the 1980s version of marketing products to children.

And it worked. A new package of Wonder Woman Underoos was always the highlight of back-to-school shopping. It made my earth shoes and unisex Garanimal bellbottoms seem like less of a fashion travesty to know I was properly girded underneath.