Her Name is Rio

and she doesn't have any shame
she wears leg warmers
and she dances through the pain
and when her kids beg her
to stop she says no way
oh Rio's husband is late
for his tennis game




Yes, there WAS a lot of air tennis guitar in the 80s...I was there:



The preppy and the club dancer with a heart 'o gold:



Ralph Macchio, 'dat you?





Most naturally awesome:



Best dancer by far:



We went to an 80s party, obviously. Almost busted a friend's tooth out with a karaoke microphone. It was aight.