Monday, February 28, 2011
Possible Reasons I Haven't Been Blogging
1. Abducted by aliens that wanted to harvest my mojo.
2. Writing a screenplay about my blogging experience entitled "You Have Zero Comments".
3. Was drinking coffee and sitting in front of the computer all day, so thought I WAS blogging...
4. Shopping trip to Paris, and I bought you ALL gifts!
5. Partying with Charlie Sheen. Wore him out.
6. Yacht shopping in Portofino...didn't find anything I liked.
7. Got lost in the Bermuda Triangle...again.
8. Discovered abandoned warehouse full of Danish furniture. Died of heart failure.
9. Set World's Record for most laundry done in one day.
10.Cut myself on a piece of furniture while working...contracted a rare Danish teak-borne illness. CDC quarantined me in Denmark. Saw a lot of bicycles and cured meats.